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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
14 April 2011 10:17
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Lesbian porn lol
 Movies dont create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative.
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Red Stripe
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
14 April 2011 10:31
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The Bear
Smartarse.
And yes, it was on the B-side of his 1982 release "Tax Havens Are Awesome" 
Sorry mate, I really couldn't resist it [/:)]
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
14 April 2011 10:57
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My Download tickets coming through the post this morning!
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
15 April 2011 00:44
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Just meeting Ginger 
 You'll Never Shine Alone...
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
15 April 2011 00:50
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Pretty much Friday - today has been class. The weekend is going to be even better n'all.
"Your bulldozers and wrecking ball can make match-sticks out of the rickety staircase and crookt/creaking floorboards---
but they can't erase the recording that was made here." - SFTF.
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
15 April 2011 01:06
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'My library radio'
You and I will meet again
When we're least expecting it
One day in some far off place
I will recognize your face
I won't say goodbye
For you and I will meet again
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
15 April 2011 09:23
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My best friend (that I haven't seen since New Year's Eve) randomly ringing me this morning and telling me she's in the country and she'll be at mine in an hour!!!! Awesome!!!!
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
15 April 2011 09:34
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MrMellow
My best friend (that I haven't seen since New Year's Eve) randomly ringing me this morning and telling me she's in the country and she'll be at mine in an hour!!!! Awesome!!!!
She? She can't be your best friend, she hasn't got a cock 
 Mcroper
Well for a start The Prodigy won't headline Download,
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
15 April 2011 10:00
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Getting a second job offer
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MrMellow
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
15 April 2011 10:00
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You underestimate the sacred bond between gay guy and fag hag.....
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
15 April 2011 10:56
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the holy grail  Beardy will know what i'm on about... he'll flip his nut when he finds out 
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
15 April 2011 11:33
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Have you been successful? If so fair play man seriously congratulations I'm jeli.
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
15 April 2011 11:36
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waStedLiFe77
It's like running into your ex a few months after she dumps you and seeing that she's let herself go.
This too.
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
15 April 2011 11:40
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I enjoy the simple things in life, like watching Youtube vids of past Festivals whilst having a bowl of crunchy not cornflakes, at the mo, Fests of choice are Sonisphere 2009 and 2010.
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
15 April 2011 13:22
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MrMellow
You underestimate the sacred bond between gay guy and fag hag.....
You ever considered smashing a bird? I rekon you should give it a go, can't hurt. You never know you might like it. And you'll be fixed. You'll have nothing to talk about on here anymore like, but you'll be a real man. Well maybe not yet, you'll be about a beardy1991 on the manly scale. It's a start, but if you work hard and keep at it we might even get you up to a Zarathustra! Or maybe even a Dimeslime! Can you imagine that!
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
15 April 2011 13:36
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Dimeslime
It's a start, but if you work hard and keep at it we might even get you up to a Zarathustra! Or maybe even a Dimeslime! Can you imagine that!
No need to threaten people.
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
15 April 2011 13:43
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I know it's a long shot but I believe in him.
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MrMellow
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
15 April 2011 17:16
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You know what, you're right! I should have sex with a woman. After all, it's always seemed really appealing, but I just wanted to be different and stand out so I made myself gay to get some attention. I mean, you might get loads of casually offensive comments of people you don't know just assuming you can turn it on and off like a light switch and that I might like muff if I just gave it a try, but when people say stuff like that, it's not really hurtful or homophobic - they are right, I just pretend they're not because I want to feel special and apart from everybody else, and I enjoy being on my high horse and feeling hard done by. You're right, though. I'm going to **** a woman. Yeah....fanny.....gotta get me some of that.
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
15 April 2011 17:18
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All right man! I was just trying to help. No need to be all gay about it.
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MrMellow
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Re:What Really Floats Your Boat
15 April 2011 17:22
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Sorry - you're absolutely right. I just want to have sex with you so bad I get embarrassed and just start ranting on. You utter stud, you......
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